Nothing could be finer with a greasy haired boy hooking up with an often drunk girl. It really is a beautiful story. She pays people to be her friend and he’s slept with everything in Hollywood but Paris and the kitchen sink (though he may as soon as he learns to get that drain open). I suppose it really was just a matter of time.
While this hookup doesn’t really surprise me, I cannot help but be mildly grossed out. Criss Angel is just frighteningly not sexy. Maybe it’s just me but every time I see him it looks like he needs to wash his hair. I hear he makes a lot of money doing that magic thing, but if he doesn’t handle it soon I am going to suggest that his fans send him some Pantene for Christmas. Anyway, back on topic…Britney and Criss hooking up…
According to reports, Angel, 39, has been linked to Lindsay Lohan and Cameron Diaz (not necessarily in that order). Now he’s moved on to Britney. Next stop, the duo will be visiting the clinic for a nice (and necessary) health check. On a side note, if this magic thing doesn’t work out, Angel could always become a gigolo or he can become a poster child for condoms.
The reports claim that Angel escorted Spears into the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel last night. The two were even seen holding hands as they headed to the suite on the 11th floor.
Isn’t that sweet? Although, I can’t help but hope they washed their hands first.